How To Be Forever Alone

Guys! Here’s how you change your relationship status to FOREVER ALONE.

1. 1. “I love chest chair” – said no woman ever!

If  you’re going to flaunt your piercing biceps and your gym-blessed 8 packs, look out for a hairy story weaving on your chest. Ladies totally eww that!

1. 1. Every breath you take, I will be texting you. 

If she’s on your mind all day, how can you NOT let her know!  Do this to brace for a forever alone life with your silent phone.

1. 1. Forever young and forever alone!

Shh… the secret of your ageless face is something the scientists are working on. But this ain’t gonna work with the ladies.

1. 1. Cause Punditji knows best

How would you know she’s a good match, if you don’t compare gunas?  
*Must try*

1. 1. Myyy keeeyyppaadd haasss feeeelingsss tooo  🙁

There’s a saying from 1812 BC- If you like someone you should let them know. But definitely, not in excitement level 9999999 or you’ll be block zoned in less than 3 secs!

1. 1. Global warming ahead: This, my friend, won’t break but melt polar icebergs and you’ll be royally flushed away to ForeverAloneLand.

Match with someone awesome today on TrulyMadly but pinky promise us that you won’t try these with them!