{"id":5202,"date":"2016-03-14T16:37:06","date_gmt":"2016-03-14T11:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/?p=5202"},"modified":"2021-03-11T07:18:47","modified_gmt":"2021-03-11T07:18:47","slug":"how-to-be-forever-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/how-to-be-forever-alone\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Be Forever Alone"},"content":{"rendered":"

Guys! Here\u2019s how you change your relationship status to FOREVER ALONE.<\/p>\n

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    1. \u201cI love chest chair\u201d – said no woman ever!<\/b><\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      If \u00a0you\u2019re going to flaunt your piercing biceps and your gym-blessed 8 packs, look out for a hairy story weaving on your chest. Ladies totally <\/span>eww <\/span><\/i>that!<\/span>
      \n\"#ForeverAlone<\/p>\n

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        1. Every breath you take, I will be texting you.\u00a0<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          If she\u2019s on your mind all day, how can you NOT let her know! \u00a0Do this to brace for a forever alone life with your silent phone.
          \n\"#ForeverAlone<\/span><\/p>\n

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            1. Forever young and forever alone!<\/b><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              Shh… the secret of your ageless face is something the scientists are working on. But this ain\u2019t gonna work with the ladies.<\/span>\f<\/span><\/strong>
              \n\"#ForeverAlone<\/p>\n

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                1. Cause Punditji knows best<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                  How would you know she\u2019s a good match, if you don\u2019t compare gunas? \u00a0<\/span>
                  \n*Must try*<\/span><\/strong>
                  \n\"#ForeverAlone<\/p>\n

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                    1. Myyy keeeyyppaadd haasss feeeelingsss tooo \u00a0\ud83d\ude41<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                      There\u2019s a saying from 1812 BC- If you like someone you should let them know. But definitely, not in excitement level 9999999 or you\u2019ll be block zoned in less than 3 secs!<\/span>
                      \n\"#ForeverAlone<\/p>\n

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                        1. Global warming ahead: <\/b>This, my friend, won\u2019t break but melt polar icebergs and you\u2019ll be royally flushed away to ForeverAloneLand.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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