{"id":3056,"date":"2015-04-30T23:50:37","date_gmt":"2015-04-30T18:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/?p=3056"},"modified":"2021-03-26T11:02:42","modified_gmt":"2021-03-26T11:02:42","slug":"32-creepy-pick-up-lines-that-you-should-never-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/32-creepy-pick-up-lines-that-you-should-never-use\/","title":{"rendered":"32 Creepy Pick Up Lines That You Should Never Use"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who can deny the power of a great pick up line? It can either pave your way to a successful date or get you a nice hot slap from the girl that will keep ringing in your ear till eternity. While these creepy pick up lines are known to be on a special diet of cheap and extra creamy stuff that is guaranteed to give you a heart attack, you can\u2019t deny what a genius they can prove to be. So, though creepy but high on fun quotient, these one-liners are something to read and enjoy. But, BEWARE! Don\u2019t dare use them in real life, unless of course, you share a special bond with hospital beds.<\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Come chutney, spice up my life.<\/li>\n<li>Baby we go together like <em>daal<\/em> and <i>rice<\/i>\ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>Didn&#8217;t your parents tell you? We were engaged when we were kids.<\/li>\n<li>Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my <em>amma<\/em> I&#8217;d call her when I found the woman am going to marry.<\/li>\n<li>Baby, you&#8217;re hotter than <em>garaam garaam chai<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Hi I&#8217;m <em>vada<\/em>. Let me get between your <em>pav<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li><em>Tumhari aur meri kundali ke poore 36 gun milte hai<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t want <em>jalebis<\/em> or <em>gulab jamans<\/em>\u2026 neither of them are as sweet as you!<\/li>\n<li>Boy: <em>Aapka naam kya hai<\/em>? Girl: <em>Kyu batau<\/em>? Boy: <em>Humaari shaadi ke card pe chapvana hai<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>You are like rice and curry&#8230; I could eat you all day.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-3057 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pick-2-cheap-dance-ranveer-singh.gif?resize=504%2C400\" alt=\"pick-2-cheap-dance-ranveer-singh\" width=\"504\" height=\"400\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #999999;\"><a style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"http:\/\/38.media.tumblr.com\/d8dc45df73df84fb3500235131de8df9\/tumblr_n1is6vtMCY1rqyx6io8_250.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Image Source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Also read: <a href=\"https:\/\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/best-pick-up-lines-for-girls\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">15 Best Pick Up Lines for Girls<\/a><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Girlfriend <em>ban ja meri<\/em>, <em>tera phone recharge karata rahunga<\/em> by god.<\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s a nice <em>Sari<\/em>. Can I talk you out of it?<\/li>\n<li>Dating me would be like being in an auto-rickshaw on a potholed road &#8211; one hell of a ride!<\/li>\n<li>You must be <em>Pani<\/em> because you made my life <em>Puri<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You&#8217;re so pretty, your tag says &#8220;Made in Fursat&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>Hey Baby, Is your dad a <em>Halwai<\/em>\u00a0because you&#8217;re as sweet as <em>Mithai<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Do you eat a lot of pizzas? Because <em>Tu<\/em> Cheese <em>Badi Hai Mast Mas<\/em>t.<\/li>\n<li>Awww is your hand hurting baby? Because you\u2019ve been making <em>Rotiyaan<\/em> in my mind alllllll dayyyyyyyy long in my kitchen.<\/li>\n<li>Baby, you&#8217;ll be <em>Swacch<\/em> Off your feet with me.<\/li>\n<li>Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.<\/li>\n<li><em>Mai Tere Pyaar Mai Itna Ho Gaya Vella&#8230;. Main Tera<\/em> Edward <em>Tu Meri<\/em> Bella<\/li>\n<li><em>Aaja Meri Gaadi Mein Baith Jaa<\/em>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-3058 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pick-4-girl-7-srk-sunglasses-charming-bike-flirt-check-out-ddlj.gif?resize=504%2C258\" alt=\"pick-4-girl-7-srk-sunglasses-charming-bike-flirt-check-out-ddlj\" width=\"504\" height=\"258\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #999999;\"><a style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"http:\/\/srk-queen.tumblr.com\/page\/1201\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Image Source<\/a>\/ Yash Raj Films<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Also read: <a href=\"https:\/\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/13-fantastic-pick-up-lines-for-the-quintessential-bollywood-lover\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">13 Fantastic Pick Up Lines For The Quintessential Bollywood Lover<\/a><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I promise, you won&#8217;t be <em>Sari<\/em> for going out with me.<\/li>\n<li>My life without you is like <em>Samosa<\/em> without <em>Aaloo<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>I want to make you feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.<\/li>\n<li>Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a <em>Patakha<\/em>!<\/li>\n<li>I want to <em>Nach Baliye<\/em> with you.<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m addicted to you like a Papa <em>Ji<\/em>\u00a0to <i>Chai.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-3060 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pick-6-dude-10-arjun-rampal-smoke-style-attitude-smiole-charm.gif?resize=514%2C514\" alt=\"pick-6-dude-10-arjun-rampal-smoke-style-attitude-smiole-charm\" width=\"514\" height=\"514\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #999999;\"><a style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_me2vfeeTtF1qao444.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Image Source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Also read: <a href=\"https:\/\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/diwali-pick-lines-just\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Best Diwali Pick Up Lines that would absolutely work<\/a><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>What&#8217;s your address girl? I&#8217;ll send mom to your ghar with the <em>Rishta<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>If I were a tabla, I&#8217;d let you bang me all night long.<\/li>\n<li>When I look at you&#8230; <em>Kuch Kuch Hota Hai<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>You are the one who puts a Hot <em>Desi<\/em> in <em>Desi<\/em>rable.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-3059 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pick-5-besharam-ranbir-tease-propose-flower.gif?resize=509%2C683\" alt=\"pick-5-besharam-ranbir-tease-propose-flower\" width=\"509\" height=\"683\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #999999;\"><a style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"http:\/\/38.media.tumblr.com\/87765400ceebdfc81c81263e86e02255\/tumblr_mqrnv99wCr1ruyix5o3_250.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Image Source<\/a>\/\u00a0Reliance Entertainment\/\/ <a style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"http:\/\/images5.fanpop.com\/image\/photos\/25700000\/Dilwale-Dulhania-Le-Jayenge-shahrukh-khan-25741330-1280-528.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Featured Image Source<\/a>\/ Yash Raj Films<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So these were our shortlisted creepiest pick up lines that you should keep feets away from. If you want, then you can use these creepy pick up lines on your best friends, because that\u2019s what they are meant for. See their reactions and have fun together.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Download the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/trulymadly.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">TrulyMadly<\/a>\u00a0Dating App for\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/bit.ly\/TRULYM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Android and iOS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Who can deny the power of a great pick up line? 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