{"id":11918,"date":"2022-10-11T10:37:20","date_gmt":"2022-10-11T10:37:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/?p=11918"},"modified":"2022-10-11T10:37:20","modified_gmt":"2022-10-11T10:37:20","slug":"funny-marriage-quotes-thatll-make-you-smile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trulymadly.com\/blog\/funny-marriage-quotes-thatll-make-you-smile\/","title":{"rendered":"30 Funny Marriage Quotes That’ll Make You Smile"},"content":{"rendered":"

Relationships go through its ups and downs and a touch of humor can help couples get through it. <\/span>When it comes to finding humor as an integral part of marriage, even celebrities, writers, comedians, and politicians have had their decent share. A mix of everything is a great strategy.<\/span><\/p>\n

So somewhere with romance, inserting <\/span>funny marriage quotes <\/b>can add the right hint of flavor to your delicious marriage recipe.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Therefore, to strike a magical balance and mix of all sentiments, here\u2019s a list of some <\/span>funny quotes about marriage <\/b>that you can use to laugh it out with your spouse. Use the ones you like as per your wish!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Checkout Funny <\/span>Marriage Quotes<\/span><\/h2>\n

These <\/span>funny Indian wedding quotes<\/b> are short and snappy. Weave them into your marriage speech, wedding card, wishes, texts, chats, and they would even fit into your <\/span>funny wedding countdown quotes. <\/b>Have a look! <\/span><\/p>\n

1. \u201cAlways get married in the morning. That way if it doesn\u2019t work out, you haven\u2019t wasted the whole day.\u201d – Mickey Rooney<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

2. \u201cWe were married for better or worse. I couldn\u2019t have done better and she couldn\u2019t have done worse.\u201d – Henry Youngman<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

3. \u201cMy wife dresses to kill, she cooks the same way.\u201d –\u00a0Henry Youngman<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

4. “Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature.” –\u00a0Donatella in Letters to Juliet<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

5. \u201cMarriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry the trash out.\u201d – Joyce Brothers<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

6. “Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

7. \u201cAn archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.\u201d – Agatha Christie<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

8. \u201cKeep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.\u201d – Benjamin Franklin<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

9. \u201cOnly married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time.” –\u00a0 Chris Rock<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

10. \u201c90% of being married is just shouting \u201cwhat?\u201d from other rooms.\u201d – unknown<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Related Post: Marriage Proposal Quotes and Messages that Actually Work<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

11. “When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.” – Helen Rowland, American journalist<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

12. \u201cRemember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.\u201d – H. Jackson Brown, Jr<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

13. \u201cA man\u2019s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to \u2018get bangs\u2019 every other month.\u201d-\u00a0 \u00a0Dax Shepard<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

14. \u201cHusbands and wives are irritating. But without them, who would we blame for misplacing our socks?\u201d- Janet Periat<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

15. “The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.'” – Anonymous<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

16. “Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.” – Clint Eastwood, American actor<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

17. “Why do married people live longer than single people? I think it’s because married people make a special effort to live longer than their partner – just so they can have the last word.” – Janet Periat<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

18. \u201cMarriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other\u2019s minimum daily requirements.\u201d – Kathy Mohnke<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

19. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henny Youngman<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

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20. “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” – Winston Churchill, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

21. “A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late.” – Frank Sinatra<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

22. \u201cThe best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they\u2019re too old to do it.\u201d – Anne Bancroft<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

23. “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

24. “Because I always say, if you’re married for 50 years, and 10 of them are horrible, you’re doing really good!” – Michelle Obama<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Read Also: <\/span>20 Funny Love Quotes | Funny Quotes on Love<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

25. \u201c<\/span><\/i>A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.\u201d- Unknown<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

26. \u201cYou know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time\u2026 Husband!\u201d – Bill Maher<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

27. \u201cMarriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can\u2019t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can\u2019t sleep with the window open.\u201d – George Bernard Shaw<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

28. \u2018<\/span><\/i>Counting down the days until someone other than [pet’s name] sees me in my wedding dress.\u2019- Unknown<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

29. \u201cI love being married. it\u2019s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life\u201d- Unknown<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

30. \u201cDo not expect that your husband will change after marriage. You will have to guide him through the process. Happy wedding!\u201d- Unknown<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Wrapping Up<\/span><\/h2>\n

We hope you laughed your way out through these <\/span>funny marriage quotes, <\/b>and we are pretty sure you must have found some relatable <\/span>funny quotes about marriage <\/b>too. So keep your list ready!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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